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Let me tell you, Scholar, that Diogenes walked on a day with his friend to see a Country Fair; where he saw, Ribbins, and Looking-glasses, and Nut-crackers, and Fiddles, and Hobby horses, and many other gimcracks; and, having observed them, and, all the other finnimbruns that make a compleat Country fair: he said to his friend, Lord! How many things are there in this world of which Diogenes hath no need!