Samuel Gareginyan (1961- )

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Current Favourite Sentences

'Worms! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!'
Night blindly fell, and Smith's Speedibus
piddled across Germany generally towards Leicester
through waves of light. 'You say that Voooarrmsssss';
she was strapped to the wall again and again
by bands of sodium brightness that beat under one blind.
'You've got as much grace as a cod, Douglas.
I love Romantic Germany.'

José Celestino Bruno Mutis y Bosio (1732-1808)

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John Singleton Copley (1738-1815)

Watson and the Shark (1778). More here.

Ferdinand Keller (1842-1922)

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Malcolm de Chazal (1902-1981)

There's a bit more here and here, including a few aphorisms from Sens-Plastique. But you get this one for free: 'The butterfly swims with its legs and tail, tries to crawl with its body, and beats its wings - the threefold progress of fish, reptile, and bird all in one. Tripartite kingdom. An isoceles triangle of animal.'

W.H. Auden thought that de Chazal was 'the only really interesting French writer to emerge since the war. A bit dotty, but fascinating.' Which, in regard the dottiness, seems fair enough.

The Elder Edda

I'm so tired of reading and rereading and rerereading this book that I've decided to start judging it by its cover instead.

Michelle Charles (c.1960- )

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Su Blackwell (1975- )

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Zoophilia

These should all be fairly self-explanatory: the indeterminate russet blob in the first picture is a camera-shy red panda.